What a week for the best fantasy football league in the world. Love you all! – Earl
1). THE MINORMOUS GELONS (8-2)
Zeke is doing his time and jet setting off to Europe to pass it. Has he taken Grant’s RB production and title chances with him? Only time will tell but this team is surely not as formidable as it once was. Who will be the one to supplant this lead dog? Grant will do his best to stiff arm his way to the rack and eternal glory.
2). The Cluster Screw (6-4)
It was down to the wire, with the help of a last second point the Cluster Screw mustered just enough points to take the win. This team is poised to finish strong down the stretch. When his bench warmers occupy 5 of 9 starting spots on Ring Your Bell’s team and this in turn leads to a resounding win for that team, you start to question yourself. Nevertheless, the show must go on and with a rock-solid trio of backs, a championship will cure all regrets. His time is now and Merrily will not accept failure.
3). Ring Your Bell! (7-3)
A deal with yours truly has injected life and a new sense of pride into this team. His band of expendables are getting the job done … for now. Is he poised for a big letdown or will he ride his infusion of young up and coming talent across the finish line? For my sanity I hope it’s the former. Screw you Shula.
4). Yarvard U (7-3)
Stephen was very fortunate to pick up the win this week. On paper this team looks daunting. However, on the field, they’re not living up to expectations. After selling the farm, he has no choice but to push forward. Will this team jell and start paying dividends when he needs it the most? Stephen is hoping that this team can show him the money.
5). Grande Se Cador (4-6)
Tom is still hanging around and putting up the points even though he has thrown in the towel by trading Gurley. Tom still has a good team and the ability to make some noise come playoff time. He is a true underdog.
6). Captain Hook and Ladder (5-5)
Business is not booming but Steve is still finding ways to pick up wins with his talent stripped lineup. His divine providence of getting W’s will be put to the test when Eric comes to town.
7). Yo Adrians (4-6)
The opportunity was there for Eric to vault his way into playoff contention, someone just forgot to tell his team. All is not lost though! In the matchup of the week he has a chance to become the dark horse and inch one step closer to a playoff berth. Fly Eric Fly!
8). Prison Mike’s Riot Squad (5-5)
Cam Newton put this team on his back this week. That is what it’s going to take if he wants to stay above .500. Justin is the beneficiary of divine providence as well. I wouldn’t be surprised if he made the playoffs and Cam keeps dropping 30 point weeks.
9). Dixie Normous (2-8)
Alex put up 74 points this week and lost. Alex does not give a crap. He’s still seething that the Buckeyes lost to Iowa. Hang in there Alex.
10). I Am Rory (2-8)
Josh is blasting T-Swift and counting down the days until his 2018 run for the title is nigh. He has a plethora of draft picks which should give him a post-draft team for the ages. Are you …ready for it?