I am honored and humbled to be asked to guest write the Power Rankings this week. I hope you enjoy as I’ve added in each teams NFL equivalent and my reasoning. – Steve
1). THE MINORMOUS GELONS (7-2) No surprise here as Grant’s Gelons continue to get bigger each and every week. Even with AB, Howard, and Ertz on the bench his team continues to produce. Teams seem to have taken notice of Hunt’s first half production and have slowed him down a bit. Will that continue? I personally don’t think it will. Will Zeke be suspended? Who knows. Grant has some reasons to sweat just a bit, but he has done an amazing job with securing AB (sorry guys) and AJ a two-headed monster at WR.
Pittsburgh Steelers – The Steelers have the best running back in the league and Grant’s team has the best 3 backs in the league (Earl and Schindler not far behind). The Steelers also have the best receiver in the league in AB84. Grant just so happens to have him on his team. This is not biased… the Steelers are the best team in the NFL and Grant is currently atop the BBC.
2). Yarvard U (6-3)
Stephen has given everything but his left testicle to be at his current spot in the BBC. I think it is safe to say 2018 preseason rankings he will be locked in at 10th. I get it though… his team has 0 holes and is one of the current favorites to bring home The Rack. If Zeke is suspended I put him at #1 with Gurley and Fournette in his backfield. I can’t help but root for this team as he has had awful luck in the past. Stephen hopes Fournette doesn’t skip anymore team photos.
Philadelphia Eagles – Some are saying that the Eagles are the best team in the league and some can make a case that YARVARD U is too. Although for different reasons, I can’t help but root for both of these teams. I love Carson Wentz and wish he was wearing the black and gold. Neither team really has any holes and both have their eye on a title this year.
3). The Cluster Screw (4-3)
Last week our guest writer, Joshua Darnell Petrel, stated “this is a team that could make another move to have a real shot at a title.” Earl took that serious as he now has Le’Veon Bell and only gave up his flex and some bench players for him. I’ll talk more to this trade later on. Earl was locked in as the top team IMO until the unfortunate news of Watson tearing his ACL. Not only did it hurt the QB position, but Hopkins and Fuller as well. Alex benefits from the tear as Earl acted quick to secure the GOAT for a 6th. Bell wasn’t the best thing to happen to Earl this week as he went to one of the greatest games he may ever attend as a Washington fan. Not only that, but he took his Alaskan heartthrob to her first game. What a first game to be at! We are all excited for you, you Alaskan weasel slapper (thanks Grant).
Kansas City Chiefs – Both teams have an amazing running game with a solid QB. Earl also owns one of the most dangerous TEs in the league that just so happens to play for the Chiefs. Earl does have some weaknesses as do the Chiefs, and most of that comes with their WR 2s. Earl and the Chiefs both seek out something shiny for their near future.
4). Yo Adrians (4-5)
Hoober may have benefited the most out of the NFL trade deadline. Not only does Ajayi fly on over to his favorite team, but now the RB is in a much better situation to put up some points. With that being said, Eric didn’t seem to have too much faith in his team this week as he benched both Ajayi and Alshon who combined for a total of 33 pts. He continues to struggle with his decision at WR, and he has a tough bye week ahead of him. Eric is hoping for a Zeke suspension that lasts into the playoffs. This team could be the dark horse of the BBC.
New Orleans Saints – As I just stated, I think that Hoober could be the Dark Horse of the BBC. Well, the Saints would be one of my Dark Horses of the NFL. Brees tosses the pigskin for both teams elevating their chances, and they both have solid WR options. With that being said, you never know which receiver is going to score week to week. The Saints’ backfield benefited from Adrian being sent to AZ just as Eric benefits from the Ajayi move.
5). Ring Your Bell! (6-3)
After this week, the Bell trade looks like a good one as Shula takes down Stephen. I assure you it was not. I could be wrong, but I think multiple people offered 1st or 2nd round picks for Bell last year. This year, you give him up for Earl’s flex and some players off his bench. I don’t get it. Kamara could be a shining light as he just put up 24 points and has double digit points in his last 3 weeks. This team has some depth, but you need some studs to win you The Rack. Also, please change your team name as it no longer makes sense.
Green Bay Packers – Both of these teams had very good potential at the beginning of the season. With Rodgers and Bell leading both teams they had a great supporting cast. Then both teams lost their stars for different reasons and their season made a turn for the worse. They are both mediocre at best. Plus I thought this was fitting as Rodgers is now on both teams IR slot.
6). Grande Se Cador (4-5)
Tom has officially given up as he sends Gurley for Schindler’s right nut (2nd round pick). I have him here at 6 because he still has Melvin Gordon. Other than that, this team blows. The only reason Tom scored points on me last week is because I dropped Fat Rob Kelley who got the ball on the goal line twice. Josh stated last week “If he wants to make a deep run in the playoffs he will certainly need to make another move.” He has made it and he doesn’t want to make a run.
Chicago Bears – Both of these teams are not very good, and rely HEAVILY on their running game. Tom used to have a two-headed monster at RB with Gurley and Gordon matching up with Howard and Cohen. Even though Tom has sent Gurley away, he will continue to rely on Gordon to win down the stretch. The Bears are also a very silent team that you don’t hear about a ton… It is very rare that we hear from this BBC member, but always a pleasure when we do.
7). Prison Mike’s Riot Squad (4-5)
I think Justin’s best player on his team is Harrison Butker. He loves to produce at the kicker position. His 3 WRs get their fair share of targets each game, but they are struggling to produce fantasy points and his RBs suck. Is Beast Mode on his way back to a starter? I’m not so sure, but would be a nice boost to this lineup.
Indianapolis Colts – Just like Justin loves to rely on the kicking game, Vinatieri is one of the best kickers to ever play the game (now 2nd in points scored in the NFL). The colts also have a fairly good WR core in Hilton and Moncrief, but they only produce on the rare occasion and are unreliable. The Colts also do not have a great run game. Both of these teams are below average.
8). Dixie Normous (2-7)
There is 0 reason for this team to be where it is this year. It was very confusing for us all to watch. It is sad to see, but at least this 2-time champ is being humbled. I could be wrong, but I believe that frustration has caused this manager to dump two studs for only a 4th. The good news is, Alex got his 6th back this week after giving it away for Alex Smith. Along with a few others in the league, Alex will look forward to the 2018 Draft.
New York Giants – Before the season began, this team had experts picking them to win the Super Bowl. Alex was a favorite coming out of the draft. Now both of these teams blow. The Giants are even discussing benching Eli to “develop” their backup. I think they want a better draft position. Alex will also continue to better himself for next year’s draft.
9). I Am Rory (2-7)
Can you imagine if Josh didn’t trade away Gurley and DJ didn’t get hurt? Josh has a roster full of handcuffs just hoping for a starter to get injured in hopes of gaining another pick. Currently, Josh will have a 10-team roster before the 6th round of the 2018 draft. People love to give this manager picks and I’m sure somehow, either this season or in the off-season, someone will give him another.
San Francisco 49ers – The only player on this team to be excited about is the QB. The 49ers just acquired Jimmy Garapallo in hopes for a bright future. Just like the 9ers, Josh is focused on the future of his team. With all of that being said… this is the present, and both of these teams presently blow.
10). Captain Hook and Ladder (5-4)
First, I want to thank you all for your continual prayer for my dad! I am so thankful for brothers who truly care about me and my family. I love you all.
With that being said, we can use some more prayer as you all, Lord willing, will be uncles around June 5th!!! We are only sharing with family and close friends at this point, so please only share with significant others.
