1). Dixie Normous (1-1)
There’s never been a team that is comprised of two teams in the NFL like Alex’s is. The New England Patriots and Atlanta Falcons will make or break him, and they made him this past weekend. Brady, Gronkowski, Freeman, and Jones combined for 87 fantasy points. That’s more than seven teams in the BBC this week. Unfortunately for the rest of the league, this will happen again moving forward. Because of this, Alex currently possesses the top spot in this edition of this week’s power rankings.
2). THE MINORMOUS GELONS (1-1)
Grant came down to earth a little bit after he surprised us all in week 1. All of the sudden, it looks like we have some concerns on this roster. Jordan Howard is losing carries and hasn’t been as effective as he was last year. Tarik Cohen is stealing touches by the week, and his WR’s have some question marks. Dez is no longer the elite receiver he once was, and Maclin certainly isn’t a reliable WR2 from week to week. That being said, there’s star power on this roster with Kareem Hunt and Ezekiel Elliot, and because of that, this team will be near the top for the rest of this season. On a side note, it’s good to see that Grant is now posing as a member of the Cedarville baseball team with his new picture on the BBC website.
3). Prison Mike’s Riot Squad (2-0)
Justin remains as one of two unbeaten teams in the revered BBC. From top to bottom, this roster has no holes. TY Montgomery is a stud, and he’s got some depth at WR with D. Thomas, M. Thomas and AJ Green. The biggest matchup of this week’s slate is most definitely Alex vs. Justin. Coming away from the barn, did anyone leave with a better roster than Justin? It’s hard to actually envision that being the case considering track records.
4). Yarvard U (2-0)
Schindler remains as one of two unbeaten teams in the BBC this year. He beat Josh in a low scoring contest last week with Tevin Coleman doing just enough to hold off Aaron Rodgers on Sunday Night. He avoided a major injury with Jordy Nelson, and will need to matchup very well with RB1 and RB2 moving forward. While Crowell, Gore and Coleman aren’t elite, if he starts the right guy, he should have enough to score 85+ each week. So far, 85 points a week will win you the majority of weeks.
5). Yo Adrians (1-1)
I didn’t look this up, but it has to be a BBC record to have seven touchdowns on your bench. Despite that, and not playing a kicker this week, Eric was able to hold on and beat Ellis for his first win of the season. Interestingly enough, the running backs on this team have been more than serviceable for Eric. While he can’t play the right WR’s consistently, Rodgers, West, and Ajayi all found the end zone this week. While lacking star power, this team when constructed well, can be powerful in weeks to come.
6). Ring Your Bell! (1-1)
WHAT WILL IT TAKE FOR SHULA TO STOP PLAYING TY HILTON? TY Hilton continues to play for Shula despite consistently low output, but there’s no doubt Shula has found some gems throughout his roster. Keenan Allen has proven, that when healthy, is a top 10 WR, and C.J. Anderson continues to highlight himself as an elite back (as long as he’s not on Alex’s roster). Shula is 1-1 and Le’Veon Bell still hasn’t caught his stride. That typically happens to a player who thinks he’s above everyone else, an organization, and sits out of all camp to protest the fact that he doesn’t make enough money. The world expects nothing else from the city of Pittsburgh at this point.
7). The Cluster Screw (1-1)
86 points is probably the most points Earl has scored in the last two years of the BBC, yet wins about 9 games a year. Something had to give and it did this week. Earl’s roster is in tier 3 of the current complexion of the league, but has some players who do some nice things from time to time. Per usual, he’ll continue to struggle to start the right NO back, and hope that Shady and McCaffrey get going. In past years, Earl changes his lineup and plays matchups better than he has in the young season. He’s probably too busy entertaining Merrily!
8). Captain Hook and Ladder (1-1)
Injuries struck Steve this past week. Demarco Murray, Greg Olsen, and (Fat) Rob Kelley all went down and were unable to complete their respective games. With these injuries, not having a third round pick, and the Wilie Snead debacle, Steve has some serious holes and questions to answer in the near future. Business is boomin’ on the young season, but is it too soon to begin shopping this business elsewhere? Time will tell.
9). I am RORY (0-2)
The tides have certainly turned from last year. With an 0-2 start and literally no production from WR1, WR2, and TE has Josh looking and searching for some answers. Fournette and Gurley have been staples for Josh to start, but will need to auction one to gain some stability throughout the rest of his roster. Despite this, he missed a golden opportunity to beat Schindler this week when Jordy Nelson went down early. Will he begin the process of trading Gurley or Fournette or will he do all he can to beat Ellis this week with what he has?
10). Grande Se Cador (0-2)
Well just like last year, Tom’s team sucks. He’s so bad that he’s yet to start a TE to score a point, and is averaging 0 points from his defense in two weeks. It’s hard to imagine being much worse from a managerial perspective.