1). THE MINORMOUS GELONS (3-1)
There’s everyone else, and then there’s Grant. Grant is putting up 109.0 points per week and that’s 17.0 more points than Alex who’s scoring the second most in the BBC through 4 weeks. Elliot, Howard, and Hunt are most certainly the best trio of backs in this league and is getting more than serviceable production from Stefan Diggs. Grant’s only position he may want to upgrade is WR2 because Dez Bryant is no longer what he once was. Grant believes that the GELONS have never been larger than they have been before, and he’s probably right.
2). Dixie Normous (2-2)
Schindler steamrolled Alex this week, and in the process, Alex lost Dalvin Cook for the year and Julio Jones as he approaches a much needed BYE week. Alex, while powerful, now looks to figure out what the future holds. Demarco Murray or Jonathan Stewart will need to step up in the rookie’s absence. Alex will continue to rely on Brady, Gronk, Freeman, and Julio to win him games, but will be shorthanded this week as ATL goes into a BYE.
3). Yarvard U (3-1)
Schindler is in uncharted waters as he is 3-1 and off to his best start in BBC history. Usually by now he’s completely obsolete and nearly eliminated from playoff contention, but led the way with 117 points scored in the BBC this week. There’s no doubt that this team has the best tandem of WR’s, but Schindler will be tasked to play the right backs and flex each week to make himself competitive. One thing is for sure, the New York Jets need to abandon their allegiance to Matt Forte and FREE BILAL. Major S/O for no longer averaging the least amount of ppg, as that now belong to Jaws Earl.
4). Ring Your Bell! (3-1)
This team is deceptively 3-1, and has been very fortunate to only have 76 ppg scored against him through three weeks. The Jaws Earl Syndrome has been transferred over to Shula for the time being. That being said, Le’Veon Bell, CJ Anderson, and Keenan Allen look to be a formidable three for Shula moving forward. Shula has a chance to put Josh in his coffin this weekend, and may take full advantage of it with some favorable matchups.
5). Prison Mike’s Riot Squad (2-2)
Well, things haven’t been so graceful for Justin the last couple of weeks, but his roster still has some serious playmakers on it. Since Tom Brady entered the league in 2000, he’s been VERY good at home scoring about 27.0 ppg. This is the second straight week Justin has made a questionable decision. Justin – stop benching Michael Thomas, and for Heaven’s sake, stop playing defenses in New England. It’s like against the law to start in defense in Foxboro. That was more than stupid. Play your studs. Big matchup against Schindler this week as he looks to avoid a three game skid. The construction of his roster and the validity of it has been more than questionable in his two losses.
6). Grande Se Cador (1-3)
Tom is located at #6 because of the “Big 3” of Beckham Jr., Gurley and Melvin Gordon, and the teams below him on this list don’t possess the firepower that Tom does. Tom often forgets he’s in the league, but he has a few weapons that could benefit him. Bad news for him is that he is starring 1-4 in the face as the MINORMOUS GELONS come into town. Tom, congratulations for finally scoring a point from the TE position.
7). I am RORY (1-3)
He has some life. Not a lot, but he’s alive and breathing as our former champion finds himself in the win column for the first time in 2017 year. Leonard Fournette is everything Josh needs him to be, but goodness, there’s not much more here. Josh will need to hit the waiver wire, look to acquire talent from other rosters, etc. I’ll tell you this: Josh could use the Lamar Miller we saw this past weekend, and a win against the streaking Shula this week.
8). Yo Adrians (1-3)
Eric is in trouble. Hey Eric – what will it freaking take for you to start Chris Hogan? He’s the third overall WR in ESPN standard fantasy football. Stop being a moron, and start him. My word. Eric needs to consider making a move to upgrade at RB with the seven different WR’s he has. Can he get anything for Jay Ajayi at this point?
9). The Cluster Screw (2-2)
He has two players: Shady McCoy and DeAndre Hopkins. The bottom line with Earl is that his team always sucks, and gets so lucky by no one actually scoring points when they play him. He needs to stop spending so much time shooting bears, goats, and spending time with Merrily and begin to be concerned about his underperforming fantasy team. It sucks.
10). Captain Hook and Ladder (2-2)
With this roster, Steve is fortunate to be 2-2. His team consists of Antonio Brown and Carlos Hyde. Other than that, he’s got 3-5 players that our flex options, at best. He may want to take Antonio Brown’s business and let it boom elsewhere so he can get two players who can even out his roster a bit.