Written by Stephen Schindler 1). Captain Hook and Ladder (5-1) There hasn’t been a player more dominant than Todd Gurley since the BBC began in 2012. In his last nine games played, he’s scored 18 touchdowns. Pairing him with Ezekiel
Power Rankings Week 4
Written by Steve Ellis 1). Captain Hook and Ladder (3-1) Screw humility! I currently own the best team in the league with the two-headed monster of Zeke and Gurley. My receivers have been average, but I don’t see a need
Power Rankings Week 3
Written by Josh Petrel 1). Grande Se Cador (2-1) Tom took my diatribe toward him in the Week 1 Power Rankings, rolled them up, and took a giant crap on them while his cat “fox” watched with pleasure. Striking literal
Power Rankings Week 2
Written by Eric Hoober 1). Captain Hook and Ladder (2-0) Steve has had perhaps the best start to a season that you could have. He avoided the Bell fiasco by taking Zeke and then even better he found Conner in
Power Rankings Week 1
Written by 4x Most Hated Manager, Josh Petrel! 1). Captain Hook and Ladder (1-0) Thanks to Le’Veon Bell and his stupid ass ways, my game against Steve was over before it started. Conner touched the ball 36 times against the Browns.
Power Rankings Preseason
Happy football! I’d like to be the last to say “Congratulations” to YARVARD U for cheating and buying his championship last year. As I always say, best of luck to all of you, except for when you play me. On
Power Rankings Week 10
What a week for the best fantasy football league in the world. Love you all! – Earl 1). THE MINORMOUS GELONS (8-2) Zeke is doing his time and jet setting off to Europe to pass it. Has he taken Grant’s
Power Rankings Week 9
I am honored and humbled to be asked to guest write the Power Rankings this week. I hope you enjoy as I’ve added in each teams NFL equivalent and my reasoning. – Steve 1). THE MINORMOUS GELONS (7-2) No surprise here
Power Rankings Week 8
“Well, Well, Well, Well, Well, Well. That’s six wells. Its Brittany Bitch, and I am back.” This week of power rankings is brought to you by yours truly- Joshua Darnell Petrel. Please see the below for my blunt, equitable, and
Power Rankings Week 7
1). THE MINORMOUS GELONS (5-2) At this point, it seems like the only thing stopping this team is an Ezekiel Elliot suspension or a major injury to Hunt, Elliot, Howard or Brown. There’s a strong possibility that this is the