1). THE MINORMOUS GELONS (5-2)
At this point, it seems like the only thing stopping this team is an Ezekiel Elliot suspension or a major injury to Hunt, Elliot, Howard or Brown. There’s a strong possibility that this is the best team in BBC history. Grant just put together the strongest week in his career history, and he had a couple players not get in the end zone. Do we think the GELONS need to make another move to secure his team going into the second half of the fantasy season?
2). Grande Se Cador (4-3)
Arguably, the hottest team in the BBC right now. He’s led by the second best tandem of backs (Gordon & Gurley), and is surprisingly getting production from Benjamin and Landry. Still difficult to work with in trade talks, people have to wonder what he will do to get some firepower at WR. One thing is for sure, this team is better than any team he had last year. Tom is close to having the second best roster in the league.
3). Ring Your Bell (5-2)
It’s been rumored that Shula is continually pulling this stunt of offering trades and retracting them once the other party wants to make it official. That doesn’t surprise anyone considering Shula has never known what he’s doing. It doesn’t change week to week, he just doesn’t understand player value much like Donald Trump doesn’t understand the honor and respect that is required to be the President of the United States. That being said, Shula is led by Le’Veon Bell and hopes for contributions from other parties. CJ Anderson needs to pick it up in order to keep pace with the above two teams. P.S. Shula, despite getting publicly ripped all week, still rosters three quarterbacks on his roster. The later we get the more it looks like Andew Luck won’t play. Nice pick though, Shula.
4). Yarvard U (5-2)
This team, before last week, was the second best team in the league. The injuries of Aaron Rodgers and Carson Palmer look to decrease the value and production of two top ten talents at WR. Because of that, Schindler has made moves to acquire Leonard Fournette and Carlos Hyde. This team is probably playoff bound, but will need additional talent to compete with Grant and Tom.
5). The Cluster Screw (4-3)
With back to back weeks of playing Josh and Ellis, the two most apparent sellers at this point, Earl is back and better than ever. The emergence of McCoy/Ingram certainly has him back on track after his ridiculous decision to keep Terrelle Pryor Sr. So stupid. In other news, Earl has also decided to take Merrily to Seattle in two weeks to watch the Redskins play. Not only will they get beaten 31-14, but he also spent $250 per ticket. For those who aren’t inclined towards, Earl is spending $500 to watch a football game, and will endure a twelve hour roundtrip trek to Seattle. I’ve certainly heard of worse decisions, but not too many at this point.
6). Dixie Normous (2-5)
Despite losing four straight, the #6 appears to be wide open at this point. He has a huge matchup this week against Eric to determine whose season is practically over. It’s safe to say that this team hasn’t been “rising to the occasion” much lately.
7). Yo Adrians (2-5)
As you’ve seen above, Eric heads into this week’s matchup with his season on the edge of utter tragedy. Eric recently acquired Doug Martin for Doug Baldwin and is hoping for a big performance from his other receivers. This matchup between Eric/Alex is the game of the young season so far. Will Eric play the right receivers? Your guess is as good as mine.
8). Captain Hook and Ladder (4-3)
Until about 6:00 p.m. on Sunday night it looked like this team was heading to 5-2 with a victory over Schindler, but Dak Prescott and Chris Boswell came to his rescue. Now that he’s sold Brown and Hyde, he’s given up, and will now look to acquire picks and assemble talent on the waiver wire. Continue to pray for big man Todd Ellis has be battles some pretty serious health concerns.
9). I Am Rory (1-6)
Season is over. Losing on purpose. Not much to report here. Because Josh is so marveled by fantasy football, many have wondered what he’s been up too. Feel free to see his quote here: “I would like to welcome all who are in the Charlotte to an Uber ride with Joshua D. Petrel. My services include: in depth conversation and a safe drive – allowing each person to feel extremely satisfied when they leave. Welcome to the Queen City.”
10). Prison Mike’s Riot Squad (3-4)
Justin is a mess. He doesn’t know if he wants to buy, sell, sleep, eat, or do player for player trades. He may text you back, he may not text you back, he may ask for a reprieve for the evening due to his overwhelming schedule. Who knows? I don’t know. Earl doesn’t know. Eric doesn’t know. Shula is too busy offering trades and then retracting them. Ellis is too nice to rip him. Josh doesn’t. Alex sure as heck doesn’t know. Grant could care less because his team is light years better than everyone else’s. One thing is for sure: Justin has no earthly idea what to do. He loves himself some Beast Mode, but is now suspended. The GB backfield is a wreck and is completely split between Jones/TY. Versus making any moves he’s decided to start James White and Mike Gillislee. Well, I guess we will see how this goes. Actually I’ll let you how. He will score less than 75, he will lose, and six owners will be back Tuesday morning to get AJ. Justin actually gave owners a set of hours at which he’d get back with people this week. My goodness. Best of luck to Justin this week as he tries to win a game, and more importantly, congratulations for being married for one year last Sunday.